Best body guard
"I protect my human 24/7, everywhere, everytime, everyone. I'm definitely the best body guard my human can have. I only need a bone for price, Woo-Hoo!"
Best therapist
"I can share my food, my balls ,my fluffy toys with you, only want you to be as happy as I am! "
Best model
"I'm just good looking from every angle, human just loves me soooo much."